After work yesterday, having my daily 5pm freakout
Me: “What are we going to do about rentals? Why has no one gotten back to us? WE ONLY HAVE 6 DAYS LEFT! WHAT IF WE DON’T HAVE CHAIRS?!”
Him [trying to distract me]: “I picked up the alcohol today! Look!” [Gestures over to the dining room table] “We got: 7 bottles of vodka, 7 bottles of rum, 1 bottle of whiskey, 1 bottle of vermouth, 2 bottles of tequila, 5 bottles of gin, and 36 bottles of red and white wine!”
Me [mentally counting boxes]: So our tactic is to get our guests drunk enough that they don’t realize there aren’t any seats?”
Him: Exactly!
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